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I used to feel sorry for the Red Sox. Even though I am a New York fan and I hate them, I still have a heart and a felt sorry for them. Going 80+ years without winning a world series is a very long time, especially for a team and a city that is so passionate.

However, now that they have won 2 in four years, all of the sudden the Red Sox nation has lost their minds and they want to show their asses, literally.

First there was all the whole bad apple thing from Theo Epstein. A cheap shot at innocent Yankees, claiming that they used a trip to Japan as an excuse but I really don’t know for what, they won the division that year.

Now there are two more incidents of RSN being RSN I guess.

First we have the gentlemen who is pictured above. 39 year old Jesse Levis who is a scout for the Red Sox was arrested yesterday for jerking off in front 4 women, including two minors (ages 13 and 14) who were swimming in a pool.  I just wonder who he was fantasizing about as he was doing it.

Then theres another incident of Red Sox fans beating up a Yankees fan just for a wearing a Yankees hat. Apparently he wasn’t even talking shit, they talked trash to him and then followed him when he left and jumped him, despicable. I guess you couldn’t expect much better from Red Sox Nation though.

This is hiliarious.  Ok so we all know that it is tradition to play pranks in the clubhouse in baseball but this one has got to take the cake.

The prank starts off with Pitcher Kyle Kendrick being called into Manager Charlie Manuel’s office where he’s told that he’s been traded to a Japanese team for “Kobayashi Iwamura.”  For those of you who don’t know, thats the guy that eats all the hot dogs.

The Phillies went all out on this one, they even got the press to get his reaction.  The really funny part is that somehow, Kendrick forgot that you can’t make a trade from the Majors to Japan.  Duh.

Yesterday Roger Clemens and Brian McNamee testified in court on the issue of whether or not Clemens used performance enhancing drugs. I for one think that this was a very interesting look into the issue and that it was must see TV.

The biggest bombshell was the revelation that Clemens former friend turned monumental snitch, Andy Pettitte, testified that Roger Clemens told him that he used HGH. When asked about whether or not he felt that Pettitte was lying about that, Clemens replied by saying that he felt that Pettitte “misremembers” their conversation. I don’t even know if thats a real word.

It was also revealed that Clemens’ camp tampered with a witness. The witness was the Nanny, who can coaberate that Clemens and his family were at a party at Jose Canseco’s house. This was the genesis of the discussion that Roger Clemens got involved with steroids with Canseco at house. Clemens invited the Nanny over to his house two days before she was to testify to the Congressional commitee and after that she claimed that she didn’t know anything about the party. Sounds to me like the actions of a guilty man.

Another thing that I noticed that was interesting was that all of the Republicans on the commitee were for Rogers Clemens and the the Democrats were for Brian McNamee. This shows that Roger has some pull with Republicans and has people in high places who he can call. He mentioned George Bush Sr. at one point, I bet you they have each other in their fav 5’s.

Here are some of the highlights of the 4 and half hour hearing for me:

Rep. Dan Burton’s attack on Brian McNamee. He probably got an autograph at least but he sounds like a psycho and he completely embarrassed Indiana, even more than Kelvin Sampson:

Rep. Elijah Cummings speaks to Roger Clemens:

In this one Roger Clemens seems ready to lay the beatdown on Chaiman Henry Waxman. Waxman proceeds to pull out the gavel and shut Clemens up.

Overall I’d say that on this day, there was no clear cut winner. I think they both McNamee and Clemens were made to sound like they were lying but I’d say that the biggest story was Pettitte cooperated and told on Roger. This could potentially turn into a perjury case because someone is obviously lying.

Roger Clemens has been one of my favorite pitchers for a long time. I was one of the most disappointed people to hear that he was on the Mitchell report but honestly it doesn’t surprise me so much. If you were paying attention over the years, the signs were all there.

1. He can toss ESPN analysts through windows

ESPN guys should have known that he would be on the Mitchell report. Years ago they ran a test to see if he was still able to bring it and he surpassed their expectations by far. We should of known something was up.

Here is some footage from the experiment:

We should have known all along.

2. He has a big ass head

Not only do steroids enlarge muscles but few people know that they actually enlarge your head too. When Clemens first came into the majors he looked like a normal guy, not anymore though. His head has increased by at least double. Now he looks like a cherry blowpop but not one of the regular ones though, one of those super blowpops. Heres the proof:

Rookie year:

Currently:

His head is so much bigger in the second it’s unbelievable.

3. He gives good tips

He tells kids not to use chewing tobacco. That’s good for the kids and very admirable but if you look closely at this video from when Roger was young, he exhibits some very shady behavior:

Did you catch that? He does not want you to poison your body but you can poison his, what do you think he meant when he said lets get down to business?

At the end of the day, he and Barry Bonds used. They will be the Poster boys for the steroid era.

George Mitchell has been the lead investigator for the MLB regarding the use of performance enhancing drugs like steroids. The report will be released tomorrow at 2pm eastern time. The report is said to name about 50 players.The report is supposed to have current and former players included in it, as well as strength and training coaches.

There is a lot of pressure on Mitchell to produce some high profile names. From there though there isn’t much to be expected to happen. I don’t see anyone getting suspended and I don’t see fans attendance going down. At this point peoples thirst for blood is what is really driving this topic. People want to see if this report is going to be credible or if will just be then throwing out random names, that would be interesting.

Most of the informants in this investigation will not be named but one of the main sources that is cited in this report is Kirk Radomski. The former Mets batboy and current snitch has stated that he provided dozens of players with steroids and human growth hormones. Snitching is bad kids, don’t try it at home.

The big question at this point though is who really cares? Unless there are big names included, people will not care. We will see if there is anything worth while in the report tomorrow.

Buster Olney and Peter Gammons just reported on Sportscenter that the Marlins and Tigers have made a deal. The deal is Miguel Cabrera and Dontrelle Willis from the Marlins heading to Detroit for Cameron Maybin, Andrew Miller, Mike Rabelo and three minor leaguers.

The New York Daily News reported today that John Maine was trying to get at a hot chick in Touch night club last Thursday. He wasn’t trying to get laid though, he had other intentions:

At the opening of Touch nightclub Thursday night, Mets pitcher John Maine followed an attractive young woman into the ladies’ bathroom.

He even went into the stall with her, but she wasn’t prepared for what came next.

“He asked her if he could try on the little black dress she was wearing,” laughs our snitch.

Unfortunately for the Maine Man, the lady declined.

Looks like he was trying to be like Oscar De La Hoya.