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Here’s some pics of Michael Jordan and his girlfriend hangin out at the club New York during the All Star Week.

Add Mike to the list of black guys you see with mediocre white girls.

I no longer wanna be like Mike.

Thanks to ATL Night Spots for the pics.

Ok so apparently Nate Robinson is an icon of the NBA’s summer league. So much so that they decided to retire his number. He’s the only player to have received such an honor.

Waita minute though, I didn’t even know that they retired numbers at the summer league. I guess there’s a first time for everything.

I guess it’s an honor or something to have your number retired from something but from a league that nobody watches or remembers? Is it still an honor?

So this weekend Barack Obama made a trip over to the Middle East to see first hand whats going on over there, dialogue with diplomats and try to improve soldier morale.

While meeting with troops in Kuwait, he looks strangely reminiscent of Reggie Miller from behind the arc for 3 and he drained it. HAHAHAHAHAHA! Lets see John McCain do that!!

Props to SbB.

So if you are a Lakers fan or just a perv trying to gawk at hot young girls (aren’t we all?), then you wouldn’t have been able to get into these tryout to get a sneak peak at the newest Lakers Dancers.

However, the media was allowed so I’m giving you the next best thing. A video of the tryouts.

Being a judge of these girls has to go on the list of jobs I’d love to have.  I would give them private consultations back in my office.

Here is a video of a 11 year old basketball phenom who’s better is better than your better.

This kid is gonna sick if he continues this work ethic. Remember the name, 10 years from now he could be the next AI.

Ok so if this is any sign of how the Rockets season is going to go, expect another long year Rockets fans.

Ugh.

Rockets rookie Joey Dorsey is not really known for his brains (which is fine considering that he is a professional athlete) but this one definitely takes the cake.

In this video of the Rockets/Wizards summer league game, Dorsey did not play. He didn’t let that stop him from A) Talking shit to Dee Brown, B) Getting a technical foul which brought the Wizards closer and gave them possession with seconds remaining, and C) Proving that karma is real.

Dee Brown, the same guy he was talking shit too, ended up hitting the game tying layup to force overtime and of course the Wizards won the game in OT.

It’s a good thing this is only the summer league and not the regular season.

Thanks a lot to Odenized for the clip.

Here is a very unusual pic of the former NBA MVP Steve Nash and the new Clipper Baron Davis having a gay old time riding a tandem bicycle dressed like it’s 1985.  Is that the new style in Southern California?? If so I’ll be sure to make sure I skip the trip out there.

Where could they possibly be going dressed like this? It’s obviously not to pick up chicks, unless those chicks happen to be from Saved By the Bell or something.

Here’s the readers email who submitted the pic over at Barstool Sports….

Long time reader, first time submitter.

You want to know why the Clippers and Suns will never beat the Celtics? Because Ray Allen and Kevin Garnett are in the gym doing box squats, shuttle runs, and plyometrics until they puke - then they do some more. Baron Davis and Steve Nash, on the other hand, are busy renting a tandem bicycle and cruising around Santa Monica pier together while dressed up like extras from the Cosby Show and Weekend at Bernies. I don’t even know where to begin with this picture I just took. Someone help me make sense of this ridiculousness…the only explanation I’m willing to accept is that they were participating in some sort of performance art project. Even still, this is worse than the prospect of seeing Paul Pierce rollerskating down Storrow Drive rocking neon Vaurnet wraparounds, a Lycra singlet, and a fannypack.

If anyone figures out where they were headed dress like clowns, shoot me an email @ sportfiends@gmail.com.